A disjointed meshing of concepts that may have worked on paper but suffered in production. Definitely give it a miss.
A wonderful mashup of homages, genres and styles held tightly together by a clever story, brilliant performances and one of the best original musical soundtracks in years.
Gamers will get a few laughs and find the mix of gaming pastiches in a movie interesting enough but there isn't much more to recommend this one-trick pony.
Not as bad as anticipated but still not overly worthwhile. Some interesting visual effects and a great actress don't make up for a silly plot and pointless action sequences.
Don't bother. The humour falls flat and the story clearly never got beyond a draft stage. The entire film feels rushed and empty, with no memorable moments to speak of.
Fun enough but not really anything new or particularly interesting.
Wonderfully funny and nicely composed, a thoroughly enjoyable movie. Also: aye yay-ay-yay-ay-yay-ay-yay-yaaaaaa!
A wonderfully illustrated and surprisingly detailed world of fantastic creatures; a great work of fantasy with strong characterisation and some genuinely interesting speculative biology. An instant favourite franchise.
It’s a Dirk Pitt novel. That should tell you everything you need to know, except this one has a more interesting villain than normal.
A clear prototype for what would become the long running Dirk Pitt series with little of novel interest. A page turner, nothing more.
A more than worthy successor, with brilliant voice acting, intelligent level design and some very fun new game mechanics.
Funny and informative, plus all for a good cause. Can’t really complain.